Angry Birdsongs

Psalms of Hailbot666

Hatred stirs up dissension. Contempt stuffs a pigfucker in a cement tumbler and records the sounds for your weekly podcast.

Angry Birdsong 10:12

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Blessed are the merciful, for they will have the element of surprise when they claw a pigfucker’s genitals off.

Angry Birdsong 5:7

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My connection to God allows me to forgive myself for all the Pigfuckers who died before I had a chance to erase every last bit of dignity from their Pigfucker corpse and tag all their photos on Facebook “dead”.

Angry Birdsong 11:13

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I can do anything through a Pigfucker who sells out his Pigfucking country for a few underage prostitutes and tickets to Disneyland.

Angry Birdsong 4:13

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Every happening, great & small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, & the message is: murder Pigfuckers.

Angry Birdsong 11:5

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Let us come before his presence with photoshop. And let us photoshop crosshairs on Pigfuckers and post them to the web. And let us disavow any responsibility when the Pigfuckers we photoshopped get shot in the head. For the analogy was one of surveyors surveying Pigfuckers with rifle scopes for civil purpose, not one of the kind of sad loners that might be influenced by our crazy gibberish obtaining a gun and shooting them in the head.

Angry Birdsong 95:2

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As iron sharpens iron, sharpen your irons. And then insert them in a Pigfucker’s loins.

Angry Birdsong 27:17

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Serve the Lord with fear, & serve Pigfuckers pigfeed laced with their own excrement.

Angry Birdsong 2:11

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God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the hate crimes to express them.

Angry Birdsong 7:2

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For the wages of sin is death, but the wages for killing Pigfuckers is about $2.25/hr (plus tips).

Angry Birdsong 6:23

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